Cosmos of Light

I'm twenty-seven years young, female, loud, and this is where I find enjoyment.

Favorite Music: A mixture of all genres.

Ask me anything and don't be shy. I'm generally a nice person. :)

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WHEN I FOUND OUT MY DAUGHTER’S PRESCHOOL TEACHER WAS MAKING HER SAY GRACE BEFORE SNACK

myinlawsaremormon:

atheistnextdoor:

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If I had kids, I’d be doing the same thing

Posted 7 hours ago With 105 notes

godlessmen:

God’s judgement once again makes so much sense !!
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godlessmen:

God’s judgement once again makes so much sense !!

Source: Source and comments

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Posted 2 days ago With 290,537 notes

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

Posted 2 days ago With 39,141 notes

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

Posted 3 days ago With 469,355 notes

labyrinth-faerie:

mynameisumbreon:

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

Turn down for what?

WEEEEEEEEW

I stumbled on this while listening to “Footloose - Kenny Loggins” it was perfect lol.